• 15:31 HOLY SHIT, this show "1000 Ways to Die" is soooooo creepyyy :( #
• 15:36 "while draining the snake in his hand..." yeah...that DOES mean the grose thing you were thinking :/ #
• 15:46 @Auddie02 PAINTING ROCKS #
• 17:16 "is that a sausage in your pants?" #
• 19:36 HOLY SHIT!!!!1 JENETTE MCCURDY SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL!!!!! :O i can not believe this right now #
• 19:53 "Kawalas are so emo, and their breath is minty fresh." - Kevin Jonas #
• 20:53 @Danica12 you need a hug, and some dark chocolate :( #
• 22:03 there are a million fireflies floating outside my window in the tree. I love summer <3 #
• 09:35 @jpath no! WTF creeper #

• 14:44 Jesus Christ, i love bread #
• 16:21 I'm pretty much obsessed with MGMT now <3333 #
• 17:05 I don't understand when people don't think music is important #
• 17:17 happy I got a new digital camera :) #
• 17:23 @tobigurl19 if you want! :) just be sure to be careful! I'll charge it up for you, and put a fresh memory card in it :) #
• 17:23 my dad just told me my green nose stud looked like a sparkely booger :| #
• 17:36 "Daylight" - Matt & Kim <333 my new favorite #
• 17:55 all along the eastern shore/put your circuts in the sea/this is what the world is for/making electricity #
• 17:56 you can feel it in your mind/oh you can do it all the time/plug it in and change the world/you are my electric girl #
• 18:04 all I had to eat today was an egg :/ #
• 18:44 "I really hope Dobby is in the 6th Harry Potter movie. Dobby kicks ass." - My Dad :| #
• 22:10 I love when I get a really good sketch done :) I can't wait to color this one! #
• 22:52 ugh, why do I always feel like I do something wrong, or I dissappoint people? I feel like I don't do things right #
• 23:34 @Danica12 I AGREE! #
• 23:42 @Danica12 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! No one seems to understand my hatred for Hagrid like you do #
• 00:06 Pikachu, you are a true friend. Thanks for listening to my problems #
• 00:48 I just drew like, 50 different Pikachu. He's my new favorite thing to draw :3 #
• 00:56 goodnight pikachu, I wuv you #
• 10:12 I miss my girl autumn :( #
• 10:58 I never really gave up on breaking out of this two-star town #

• 17:47 just finished swimming wit muh gurl fran audrey <3 #
• 19:17 selena gomez rides the short bus #
• 20:45 AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN AUDREY MADDEN <3 #
• 21:49 Jesus loves you, yes I know #
• 23:20 @jakemanitz well, it's strait to the pits of hell for you jake :/ #
• 23:47 writing haikus #
• 00:13 I seriously wanna fly away and swim in outerspace with all the sparkely stars. Anyone care to join me? #
• 00:18 @tobigurl19 great! You got me in a star mood gurl. I wanna break glowsticks with you this summer <3 #
• 00:20 I wanna watch the stars melt, and fall like glowing rain <3 #

• 15:59 I just gave my mom a 15 minute lesson on printing things off the computer :| ugh she is so technology stupid #
• 17:11 I hope Michael Jackson died #
• 18:38 I ain't nobodys ~mistress #
• 18:52 I am on a drawing CRAZE right now, and I can't stop!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!11!!!!! #

• 12:46 "Get a rep for breaking hearts, now I'm done with country stars and all the tears on her guitar." #
• 15:04 "and I know that I am, the luckiest." - Ben Folds <3 #
• 17:04 ugh, so tired :( tonights gonna be boring. Someone wanna come over and hang out? #
• 18:08 HOLY SHIT MY DAD IS MAKING ME A UKULELE!!!!!!!!!1!!1 #
• 18:20 "I hope this song, it helps your image." #
• 18:32 @pirlo219 apparently he has made them before! Hahaha #
• 20:40 eating chocolate chips <3 #
• 00:15 Jorma Taccone is allll minnneee #
• 10:18 HO SHI!!! I love Sirius Radio's alternitive music station!!!! They've played the Fratellis all morning <333 #
• 11:11 AHHHH COBRA STARSHIP ON MY TV!!!!!! I am loving this #
• 11:12 hahahaha Gabe Saporta talking about "livejournal fanpages" #

• 12:55 "I wanna fly with you, tear up the sky with yoooOOOuuu" #
• 13:21 "Cant stop, won't stop. I must be dreaming." - The Maine <3 #
• 14:49 I say we have a hogwarts house descussion at annies. IM A HUFFLEPUFF! :D #
• 14:57 phil, phil, phil of the future! He's a twenty-second century man! #
• 15:48 @tobigurl19 ROAST BEEFY-WEEFS #
• 15:50 BAHAHA ME AND ANNIE SPOKE THE SAME PARSELTONGUE AT THE SAME TIME HAHAHAH WE ARE NERDS #
• 15:51 "yes uncle boner" #
• 16:22 RON WEASLEY BITCH! #
• 16:24 "do you have th-the scar?" "YOOOUUU BETCHHAAA, ITS RIGH HUR!" :B #
• 16:28 Annie "Hawt Mama" Nelson #
• 16:33 Dean Tomas would be my best friend if I was at Hogwarts. I LOVE DEAN SOOOOO MUCH <333 #
• 16:37 DRACO DRACO DRACO I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY #
• 18:43 STAN SHUNPIKE IS SOOO AMAZZZIINNNGGGG #
• 18:49 "OHMYGOD THATWOULDBESOAWESOME.....and creepy." #
• 19:23 I love how me and my friends will randomly break into song :) #
• 21:55 JAMES CANT COOK #
• 22:15 @jpath James seriously :| if you honestly believe all I cook is mac & cheese then you are seriously stupid. You can't just make presumptions #
• 22:21 @jpath then keep cooking your shit, cause it's probably gonna end up like that anyway #
• 23:30 DUDDYKINZ <3 #
• 23:42 "I don't care about Harry Potter, and I don't care about Harry Potters feelings." -Me #
• 00:00 @jakemanitz I CALL SHOTGUN #
• 00:14 I want to be as cool as Luna Lovegood and keep raw meat in my purse :3 #
• 00:44 I love stealing audreys phone and tweeting random junk #
• 00:52 Abi's patronus is a MANITEE! BAHAHAHAHA #
• 10:34 thank my tushie for @pirlo219 she's the only one who wakes up at a decent time :/ #
• 11:51 OMG I love the band JET sooooooooooo much <33333 #

Summer is going great so far!

Yesterday Jake picked me up around...1ish i think and we went to this local zoo thing.

Random: Local zoos in MN are SUCKY! All we have in our zoos are hissing badgers, porcupines, prarie dogs, etc. The only cool animals they had were the COUGARZ (which reminded me of Maddz <333) Jake called the cougar a "pretty bitch" HAHAHAHA

IT WAS SO HOT OUT

I swear, it was like...96 degrees! UGH! We were buuuurrrrrnnning :( Plus, there is something wrong with Jake's car or something, and his air won't work so there was HOT AIR blasting on us. NOT FUN :(

we went to Dairy Queen to get out of the heat, and people watched and ate ice cream haha

then we went to the park, and layed in the grass under this tree and talked about random stuff. It was too fun :3

NOW TODAAAYYYY

Annie is having a Harry Potter movie marathon to get all us girlzzz ready for the premiere in July (it's going to be HORRIBLE watching ALL the movies :(( but i'm excited) and I had been meaning to try out this BUTTERBEER recipie for a while (hahah pathetic) so I told her I was going to make everyone butterbeers, which i guess started a trend, cause now Annie (THE MOST AMAZING CHEF EVER OMG I LOVE HER COOKING MORE THAN ANYTHINNNGGGGG!!!!1 SHE HAS SUCH A TALENT!!!!!) is making Licorice Wands and Ton-Tongue Toffee, while Danica is making everyone "wands" which i presume is just pretzel sticks dipped in some sort of chocolate and nammed wand hahah

point is, my friends are cool and we are going to have fun tonight

I wish Maddie was here though :( we would have so much fun!!!!!!!! UGH! just a few more weeks till I get to see MADDIEEE!!!

• 13:19 waiting fo jacob to pick me up so we can go to oxbow :) #
• 18:04 oh I had fun today, dun worry about that son ;) we need to do that again! #
• 18:04 my daddeh is at audreys house without me!!! :(((( miss you bb #
• 18:05 @tobigurl19 wanna hit da barn up dis weekend??? #
• 18:33 me and annie are making ALL YOU BITCHES ~*~*~BUTTER BEER~*~*~ for our Harry Potter marathon #
• 19:47 I want a pug named goblin #
• 21:29 The butterbeer is REALLY tasty guys! :) #
• 21:37 @jpath my great grandparents lived in the ghetto #
• 21:48 @Danica12 ACID POPZ! #
• 23:06 @Danica12 I still love you #
• 23:35 I just ate a whole bowl of fancy spaghetti sauce with nothing else in it :| my Italian is showing #
• 10:30 @tobigurl19 ITS SO EASY hahaha your vision doesn't even have to be good! #
• 10:30 @pirlo219 YES hahahhaha #
• 10:34 @Auddie02 WOOOOO! #
• 10:35 WTFFF Akon keeps a WHITE BENGAL TIGER in his HOUSE in a cage that's WAAAYYY too small?!?!?!? Go DIE Akon #
• 10:41 @jakemanitz I hate this show, all these people are lewzerz. This chick got her money from her parents #
• 10:56 I CALL THE COUCH TONIGHT BIIICHHHEEEZZZ #
• 11:05 @pirlo219 I'm putting blankiez down then so I don't have to touch it #
• 11:06 gonna do some bingeing :P #
• 11:13 hahahahaha the jonas brothers fail at life, but I still love them #
• 11:26 I started a Harry Potter candy making trend *happy tears* #

• 13:11 Sitting next to my amazing great grandma listening to her tell stories about when she was little #
• 13:38 HAHA JON AND KATE ARE GETTING DIVORCED! #
• 18:28 "You can find me in the back yard, making leap from star to star." -From Here to California by Go Crash Audio #
• 19:50 boredboredboredboredbored #
• 20:07 god, I am such a hot mess right now! Can't wait to shower and get changed into my jammies :) #
• 21:12 I love how my grandparents/aunts and uncles think I'm some sort of drugged out waste of life just cause I have my nose pierced :/ #
• 21:46 I love after I shave, my legs are as shiny as Jesus Christ #
• 22:20 hahahaha I love how all of you are freaking out about drivers ed. I was a slacker BIG TIME and I never had any problems hahaha #
• 22:22 @tobigurl19 & @pirlo219 HO' SHI' :O 2 weeks till Jonas!!!!! #
• 22:32 @jpath the fact that you knew Miley was at the Dallas concert is creepy :| it was only last night! Are you some secret fan or something? #
• 00:02 if I was a singer/had a band I wouldn't care of people downloaded my songs illegaly cause it just meant more expouser #
• 00:03 plus, artists make their money from touring, most of the sales from the album money goes to the record company/producers #
• 00:07 @Danica12 I would be happy as hell if people stole my songs! The record company can get money selling merchandise and junk #
• 00:11 @Danica12 playing small shows. I really wouldn't care if I got money at cause I would be doing what I loved. That's what's most important #
• 10:31 MIMS! #
• 10:49 @pirlo219 you said it gurl #
• 10:52 Just realized I have the "updated" style of ray-bans except mine are real and from the 80s hahaha I WIN :D #

• 13:03 "if the Jonas Brothers made underwear, I'd wear it." - My Dad BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTFFF #
• 14:37 el oh el camp rock book cover on my half-blood prince book. TWO WORLDS ~INTERTWINED :O *fail* #
• 14:44 I forgot my sketchbook :((((((( shittttt #
• 16:04 "Act your age, not your shoe size." wise words from muh man ~*~PRINCE~*~ #
• 16:19 Youre sexy and youre spicy like a bowl of chex mix #
• 17:43 Standing in the middle of the driveway at my grandparents house is the only place i get service hahahaha FAIL #
• 20:28 In the pond with my fav cousin putting our feet in quick sand hahaha we are so cool #

• 14:30 hahahahahahaha Maddie Dennis I love you #
• 14:52 "the way you tell a woman from a man is that a woman is pretty and a man is ugly." HAHAHAHAHA WHUT #
• 15:20 Wotcher, Harry #
• 15:35 doing some arithmacy (Hermione Grangers fav subject) HAHAHA I am such a nerd :P #
• 18:53 SORRY IM NOT SEEING UP WITH YOU GUYS #
• 20:33 I pretty much invented bread #
• 21:54 watching scene kids do their hair on YouTube hahaha #
• 22:18 hahaha I love how if anythings my favorite color of purple, I'll call it "cobra purple" #
• 22:49 @jpath HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR DAD! #
• 23:09 @sanderzz you dun hafta put on da ~red light #
• 23:33 reading Half-Blood Prince to sharpen my memory before the premiere :) #
• 00:03 gonna go eat some quesidillas! Why do I always get hungry at midnight?!? #
• 00:35 still reading hahaha #
• 11:08 haha up finally! I wish my parents would have told me that we weren't leaving till later today :/ #
• 11:41 WTF is tessah schmidt in the target add?!?!?!?! :O #

• 13:02 sabrina the teenage witch :) #
• 15:01 @jakemanitz :((( my parents too. Guess our plans are over :((( #
• 15:40 @jakemanitz sooo...I guess I won't see/talk to you until the next time we're together :/ god this sucks :( #
• 15:49 "you're my back up dancers.....NOW BACK UP BITCHEZ!" #
• 15:53 @jpath BAHAHAHAH James you are such a beautiful creature #
• 16:12 @jakemanitz bellz looks like a fatty in that pic hahahaha Draco and Snape look ~delicious as always #
• 16:47 I love Rob Hoffman so much hahaha #
• 16:54 my mom has flowers taller than me in her garden :| that's magical #
• 17:01 I drew a London landmark today :) I'm really happy with it #
• 17:21 man, Austin [pot]Head must have been in my yard cause it's COVERED in shrooms #
• 19:46 jake manitz is a decepticon #
• 21:16 @Auddie02 el oh el watching that too #
• 21:45 "I wish you'd come over. Sending me spinning closer to you." - Adele #
• 22:38 ugh! Nose is infected :/ #
• 23:41 worst week I've had in a while :/ #
• 10:21 Hahaha mourning dove outside my window being as loud as possible #
• 11:07 @jpath you are like.... .01% Greek James :/ #
• 11:09 @sanderzz hahahahaha Ryan #
• 11:10 "look at those ~nice roots growing out of these PUSSY WILLOWS." - Martha Stewart #
• 11:19 the second star to the right, shines with a light so rare #

• 12:05 god MTV why do you suck so bad?! FAILFAILFAILFAIL #
• 12:14 DOPE #
• 12:21 "and the DUCKIES, never looked so beautiful." - "Black Keys" by Jonas Brothers #
• 12:31 my dad is the coolest boss ever! He grills his workers lunch, takes them on vacation, buys them sports tickets, etc. he's awesome :) #
• 13:01 "Twoll" is New York accent for the word "Tall" #
• 13:08 girls: lets all do something tonight. My parents are painting the house and I don't wanna be stuck in that mess #
• 13:37 hahahah i wanna call Jake T Austin #
• 14:45 sorry. I want to hang out with my friends that I haven't seen in 2 weeks :/ #
• 18:29 "I HAVENT FELT PRETTY IN A LOOONNGGG TIME!" -audrey #
• 20:19 Its raining pugs over here! #
• 20:33 Playing in the pouring rain with audrey :) i love times like these <333 #
• 22:31 @jakemanitz are we still hanging out tomorrow??? #
• 22:40 @Auddie02 I LOVE MY RAVENCLAW SHIRT <333 you rock, ilu #
• 22:46 EL OH EL ~luv sesh goin down #
• 22:47 James and Danica need to get married, I swear #
• 22:49 @jpath stick your fist in your mouth and die #
• 22:51 @jpath nope. I know I'm cool. I don't act out of character when older people are around just to impress them #
• 22:53 @jpath I love you bitch #
• 22:56 @jpath make up se---wait no hahahaha #
• 22:59 @jpath I don't booty call my friends hahahaha I can probably find you a whore though if you were really desperate #
• 23:01 @jpath you would be a phycotic man whore with low self esteem #
• 23:03 @jpath skanky and whory are waaay different. You are a whore cause of all the women you somehow manage to recieve #
• 23:08 @jakemanitz :((( poor phone! I will miss chatting for a while #
• 23:18 @Auddie02 whhhyyy :((( #
• 23:18 @jakemanitz E-HUG :3333 #
• 09:09 @jakemanitz sooo... What's the plan for tonight??? #
• 09:55 @jakemanitz well...whenever you're done with work I suppose hhaha I dunno #
• 11:03 mostly ghostly is a scary movie :( #
• 11:07 AUSTIN LAU IS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS MOSTLY GHOSTLY :O #
• 11:28 WTF IS THAT HOE ALI LOHAN DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!?! GTFO #
• 11:59 either Ali Lohan smokes 8 packs a day, or she's the worst actress in the world. God I hate this chick #

• 13:23 feeling peer pressured to change my username :/ #
• 13:35 MTV should change it's name to DTV....which means douche tv cause that's all they have on this channel :/ #
• 15:22 sonny with a chance makes me so giddy hahaha I love chad dylan cooper #
• 15:23 @wadddupsoph hahaha I saw them live last year too! They are my favorite :) #
• 17:54 At noodles and company with abi and annie :) im ready fo some carbz! #
• 19:36 I wanna walk in the rain :3 #
• 19:47 @Der03 hahaha it's just cause I'm that cool :D I don't like to be normal #
• 20:16 Lines, Vines, and Trying Times actually has some pleasant songs :o I like the one about breaking carz that only has 5 words #
• 20:23 here comes the ~THUNDAH #
• 21:04 "it doesn't mean shit unless you take a risk." - 3OH!3 #
• 21:05 hahahahahaha why am I still listening to 3OH!3?!?!? May the good lord forgive me of my sins #
• 21:47 I have a stomach ache from the smell of paint :((( ugh #
• 21:56 would very much like some soy milk right now #
• 23:14 gonna make myself some eggs and toast with jelly tomorrow for breakfast :) #
• 23:45 I hate walking around my empty house in the middle of the night #
• 00:01 I am either hearing a bunch of muffled whispers or my ears are playing tricks on me. My house is scary :( #
• 08:35 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADDIEEEE!!!! <3333 #
• 09:20 watching vh1 and downloading some new music :) #
• 09:42 "I can make you icecream, we can be a sweet team." - New Young Pony Club #
• 10:31 bahahahaha i love emo kids #
• 10:35 i want an asian baby #
• 11:01 i love alexa chung's british accent :) #

• 12:45 I HAVE A UKULELE PLAYING FRIEND, I AM SO COOL :O #
• 14:21 mangos and almonds are the best of snacks :) spanks anneh #
• 15:07 ATTENTION EVERYONE! Bring your schedules to annies movie night :) gracias #
• 15:18 do you say milk or melk? We are trying to decide which sounds better #
• 16:10 "speaking of PRETZELS..." - abi HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #
• 17:31 bacon bandaids cure all my misfortunes #
• 20:09 watching BEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICE #
• 20:15 Winona Ryder is so beautiful #
• 20:28 "my whole life is a dark room. One...big...dark....room." #
• 21:39 @jakemanitz :333 #
• 21:47 @jakemanitz hahaha you are awesome :3 #
• 22:33 @jpath your mom either helps you, or they were premade and all you had to do was stick em in the oven #
• 23:02 THERE IS A HUGE BUZZING BEATLE IN MY ROOM HOMUHGAWD :((( #
• 23:31 goodnight moon :) #
• 23:54 another night where I end up thinking more than I sleep #
• 00:10 SLEEP SHELBY, SLEEP! #
• 01:20 still not asleep and it's almost 1:30 :( #
• 08:08 Waking up to Rooney will hopefully make this day amazing :) #
• 08:09 @Der03 FELIZ NAVIDAD :D #
• 08:31 "help me fin my way cause I've been lost since you've been gone." ~ Rooney <333 #
• 08:32 dear Rooney, please make Shelby another cd. I've been waiting too long and she misses you #
• 09:18 hahaha I love my use of 1st and 3rd person in my last tweet. It's early, lo siento #